Poor Malcolm has never had much luck with the ladies, he did not quite understand, when his dad told him that women like “sporty men”. This is Malcolm’s permanent attire, which he refers to as “his canoe pants”.

Malcolm has managed to combine his two passions- fashion and sport. This is how “Canoeasize” was born. Canoeasize is impromptu dry land (dry land, due to Malcom’s crippling fear of water, having once got stuck in his mother’s twintub) canoeing and classes are held all over Bobbin Bubble. It takes seven dedicated years, before you earn your “canoe pants” and until that point, you must practice the sport in your vest and pants. I must point out, that these classes are free, for ladies only. Men will be ignored and should not bother attending.